5 Star Track Tuesday: Top 10 Worst Songs to Exercise Your Smanging Rights To

Smanger Banger’s: Top 10 Worst Songs to Exercise Your Smanging Rights To

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1) ANY GOSPEL SONG EVER PRODUCED: This is just wrong on so many levels.

2)   “I Don’t Wanna Be In Love”- Good Charlotte: You do the math.

3)   “Tip Drill”- Nelly: Just listen to the hook and google the video.

4)   “Bring it Back”- Travis Porter: The title says it all. Also, if you don’t consider your vagina a “crash dummy,” then don’t listen to this song at all.

5)   “Rolling in the Deep”- Adele: Unless you want to cry or burst out in song during sex, just don’t.

6)   “If You Seek Amy”- Britney Spears.

7)   “She Will”- Lil Wayne feat Drake

8)   “Blah Blah Blah”- Ke$ha feat 30h!3: Unless you are indeed Ke$ha, or posses a similar swag as her, then avoid this song during sex too.

9)   “Crank Dat”- Soulja Boy: “Superman that hoe,” Yeah, I’m going to have to pass.

10) “Jam (Turn It Up)”- Kim Kardashian: Sorry, I’m afraid I misplaced this song. It actually belongs on the “worst songs of all time” list (which, this list definitely suffices as).

If you think of any more horrible songs that completely degrade women, feel free to comment. Word to the industry: how about a happy medium for appropriate sex songs, that don’t include explicitly degrading imagery. We like to have sex too, but surely there’s an in-between from Gospel songs that glorify and rap songs that whorify.

*In case you didn’t know to “smang” means to smash and to bang, a less sophisticated way to refer to sex.