Articles Posted in the Humor Category
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Don’t Scare the Charity
Don’t Scare the Charity By Nicole Clark, CF Contributor Charity: the act of giving. Volunteering: the act of donating time to a cause. Guilt: a common motivator for those giving to charity or volunteering. Desire: another motivator for donating, often influenced by guilt. Tact: a necessary factor in participating -
5 Star Track Tuesday: Songs About Giving
Top 5 Songs About Giving By Nicole Clark, CF Contributor Giving is awesome. And, in the spirit of this month’s theme, I have compiled some songs about this wonderful act. Music is the method melodic unicorn fairies use to deliver messages to our brains, messages that we may never -
The Twitter Commandments
[caption id="attachment_5343" align="alignleft" width="190" caption="Image from emptyfield.com"][/caption] The Twitter Commandments By Kendra Quinn Twitter, the breakthrough social network which allows users to express themselves in real-time, in 140-character increments has its pros and cons. Some see its relevance as a new source (not always a valid one), which, -
How to NOT be socially awkward
[caption id="attachment_5074" align="alignleft" width="225" caption="Image from Funnyshirtz. Check it out."][/caption] By Kendra Quinn There are so many ways in which we, as human beings, interact with one another. My theory is that we live by these unspoken social scripts, which may vary among different cultures. If one so much as -
If birds of a feather flock together, then do douchebags only date douchebags?
Personality differences in dating. By Kendra Quinn, 3's a Fiesta Columnist “Birds of a feather flock together,” or “opposites attract”? Which one is true? It is quite obvious that most of your closest friends are not much different from you. If they are, you more than likely share similar core -
Battle of the Sexes: Who texts or calls first?
To call, or not to call? That is the question. By Kendra Quinn, 3’s a Fiesta Columnist So, you meet a hot prospect when you’re out and about and you exchange phone numbers. When is it appropriate to text/call that person? I’m sure this is an issue that we have -
Top Ten Things to do Before the Rapture
Top Ten Things to do Before the Rapture By CF Staff 89-year-old Doomsday prophet, Harold Camping, predicts that the end of the world is near. Near as in tomorrow at 6:00 p.m., to be exact. With some people graduating college, others entering college in the fall, and all those post-graduates -
First Date Do’s and Don’ts
First Date Do's and Don'ts By Kendra Quinn, 3's a Fiesta Contributor How should an ideal first date look like? I can only speak for quality young women everywhere. I don’t know what you young men are thinking, but feel free to disagree with me. I have compiled a -
Sleepytime Tips, A Shacker’s Guide
Sleep Awareness Week: Sleepytime Tips, A Shacker's Guide By Christine Rose, Editorial Contributor I'll never forget the morning I walked across campus barefoot in a leopard print dress. I'd had enough with the repeated DVD title menu music and sounds of the wild grizzly I'd hooked up with the prior -
The Single Files: Tax Season
The Single Files: Tax Season By Michelle Dixon, 3’s a Fiesta columnist The most wonderful time of the year is upon us ladies and germs! No, not Christmas. Not Valentine’s Day (that dreadful holiday). Not even my birthday! It’s tax season, and this year I plan on doing things a -
Lovestruck vs. Luststruck
Bang the Doldrums, it's time for a whirlwind romance playlist just in time for the grand ol' day. College Femme Magazine presents you naughty kids with our Chuck and Blair playlist, so the lovers as well as the lust-ers can unite under one playlist. Let's get it on. Disclaimer: This -
Top 10 Signs Your Boyfriend is a D-Bag
Top 10 Signs Your Boyfriend is a D-Bag By Editor and Company While popular television shows, primarily on MTV admittedly so, exhibit and encourage a certain form of douchebaggery, we think that it’s time to put your foot down. If your dearest fits the majority of the items on this -
Smug This- SparkNotes the Snookage
Smug This- SparkNotes the Snookage By Derek Evans, A&E Columnist Dear readers, I recently received some very disturbing news. It was explained to me that “Snooki” of all people was writing a book. Not just any book, but a novel. A novel? I could pretend to understand some half-ass, ghostwritten
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